Back to School and the need for Reynolds Wrap

Posted: July 26, 2016 in Uncategorized
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Well, it is that time of year again when kids are heading back to school. A joyous time of  year when the squirrels are collecting acorns for their long winter. Birds are chirping and the smell of old people starts to permeate air. Especially the ones that are freshly buried. For you see I live by Orange Grove Sunny Acres Home for the Elderly which is right next to Apple Grove Gloomy Acres Graveyard. I know it sounds made up, but it really is.

We moved here seven years ago because my wife got a job at the new CVS store. She did great in the beginning, but she mistook a lady having an asthma attack as a devil lady and stabbed her with her clipboard stabber thing.I never knew that clipboards have a thing that can actually be used to stab people. Crazy. I got my first clipboard when I was 9. I wanted to be an architect and we couldn’t afford a drawing board so I go a clip board at a garage sale. It cost my dad twenty five cents and to his dying day he reminds what a waste of money that was. I never used the clip board except to squash a spider.

I wonder sometimes if my dad actually bought me a real drawing board, if I would have become something other than a guy sitting in his basement writing a blog thing.

Well, summer is coming to an end and I will have to buy some socks and more reynolds wrap.



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